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I only buy FREEDOM FRIES

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The poster was peeling at the corners, bleached by years of unrelenting Texas sun beating through the greasy diner window. But you could still make her out, a testament to the staying power of cheap ink and stubborn ideals.

She was perfect, a caricature of Americana rendered in faded CMYK. Her blonde hair, the color of sun-scorched hay, spilled from under a black felt cowboy hat. Her eyes, printed in an unnaturally vibrant green, held a look of defiant nonchalance. In one hand, she held a can of PBR, beaded with fake condensation. In the other, she brandished a red cardboard carton overflowing with golden, crinkle-cut fries. The text, in a bold, vaguely Western font, screamed the punchline: “I only buy FREEDOM FRIES.”

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The woman behind the counter had the same green eyes. They weren’t as bright as the ones on the poster, dulled by time and the perpetual haze of the deep fryer. Her blonde hair was pulled back in a tight, practical bun, with stray wisps escaping around her temples. She wore a faded pink waitress uniform instead of denim and leather, and the black hat was long gone, probably sold for gas money sometime during the second Bush administration.

A trucker, all sweat-stained mesh and beard, grunted from his stool. “Lemme get some of them fries, Darlene.”

Darlene scooped a batch from the sputtering oil, the smell of hot grease and potatoes filling the small space. She dumped them into a red paper boat, slid it onto the counter, and pushed the saltshaker toward him.

He looked from the fries to the poster, then back to her. A slow, knowing grin spread across his face. “Freedom Fries, huh?”

Darlene’s green eyes flickered up to the image of her younger self—the girl who’d posed for that photo for fifty bucks and a case of beer, back when the whole country was high on righteous anger. The girl who actually believed in the simple, defiant gesture.

She picked up a damp rag and wiped a clean streak across the formica counter, her expression unreadable.

“They’re just potatoes, hon,” she said, her voice as flat as the plains outside. “Been called a lot of things. They all taste the same in the end.”

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