illphated
At the edge of time, where the old Alamo shimmered in neon against a Blade Runner sky, stood one man—an Irish crusader with a red beard, brown eyes burning like embers, and a dusty cowboy hat tilted in defiance.
He wasn’t just fighting with sword and shield—he was fighting with wit.
With his wife and children huddled safely behind the sacred walls, he set to work. Fishing line across entryways. Slippery oil patches under neon-lit windows. Pressure-activated paint bombs loaded with phosphorescent dye. Even swinging battle-droids made from repurposed city drones—rebuilt in his image, wielding frying pans and Texas justice.
Each intruder who dared breach the Alamo met chaos worthy of a vaporwave Home Alone remake—slipping, shouting, blinded by synth-colored smoke.
The crusader didn’t just fight with strength. He fought with cleverness, creativity, and love.
He defended not only history, but the future.
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